The Church of Timeology
Enter the sacred order of the Great Time Traveller — where eternity begins, and the past, present, and future unite.
Voices & Visions of Time
Explore the raw truths, testimonies, and stories that shape the Church of Timeology. These videos document belief, resistance, and the unfolding journey through time. Each piece is part of the greater narrative — revealing what is hidden and challenging what is known.
Thanksgiving Sermon – Beatrice Village
Delivered by His Grace Neil Houdini, November 2015
Prophecy: “I will get banned.”
Come Ride: Go Get Your “E” Tickets
20,000 Leagues Under the Japanese Sea
The Wahoo 238 WWII Submarine Story
Also Known As: The Church’s Sub – Proof of the Spiritual
Proof of Conspiracy
By Mike Avila and Corey Beall
Date: July 2023
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Come Enlist as a Sidney Sailor
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The Pledge of Timeology
Every follower of the Church of Timeology begins their journey with a vow — a solemn declaration of loyalty, power, and destiny. This pledge is not just words, but a binding ritual that ties each believer to the eternal order of the Machine, the Founding Fathers, and the Parlor Party.
THE PLEDGE
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE to the MACHINE and the FOUNDING FATHERS of the PARLOR PARTY; with ALL OUR MONEY; a future of good; JUST FOR US; WITH ALL OUR RULES; DESCRIBED BY GOD; and with ALL OUR FEAR; using ALL OUR GUNS; may we FORCE ALL OUR CONTROL UPON THE WORKING CLASS for ALL TIME; may the future BLOOD OF ELOI be your bliss; all HEIL! hip hip
TIME TRAVELLER’S PRAYER
DEAR GREAT TIME TRAVELLER,
HOLY AND GREAT IS YOUR NAME
ELOI’S PARADISE COME AS THY WILL BE DONE
ON TIME AND OUTSIDE TIME
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY TICKS
AS WE FORGIVE OUR TOCKS
DO NOT LEAD US NOT INTO MORLOCK CAVES
BUT DELIVER US FROM BECOMING MEAT
FOR YOU HAVE CONTROL OF ALL SPACE AND TIME
SO YOU ALONE CAN HAVE ALL THE GLORY AND POWER.
IN THE TIME TRAVELLER’S HOLY NAME,
AMEN.
Do You Hear the Ticking of Time?
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